Tuesday, July 05, 2005


Bad angle... looks like one of the Aliens from Area51.  Posted by Picasa

In the Bible, it took God 6 days to create the world and everything in it, and on the 7th, he rested. Tobias figured that he'd bow out early and took the rest day in advance... Posted by Picasa

its hard work losing ones belly button. Must rest up for tomorrow. Posted by Picasa

I've discovered my fingers (Yummy) Posted by Picasa

Mom and Son, posing for the camera. You can tell which side Tobias received his photogenic personality from. Posted by Picasa

6 Days old, already rockin' the beanie! Posted by Picasa

Here's Tobias and Uncle Eric. What a pair! Posted by Picasa

Tobias and Grandpa Posted by Picasa

Tobias doing his best Rodney Dangerfield... "I can't get no respect" Posted by Picasa

On the 6th day...

Tobias lost something very near and dear to him today: his Belly Button. He was moving around and it just fell off. We were told to expect it to last 10-14 days so Tobias is well ahead of the curve. For those who are of a betting nature, it is still undefined whether he will be an "inny" or an "outy."

It was another day of sleeping, eating, and sleeping some more.

Christina and I discovered the wonderful world of projectile baby body functions today. The carpet cleaner works well (elbow grease donated by me) too!

Tobias also learned how to smile today, HE ROCKS!

Sunday, July 03, 2005


Dad (dork) with son (cute little bundle of joy). Posted by Picasa

Our first walk outside with the Baby Bjorn in tow. Christina + Me on a walk, any of the many hundreds of times we've gone: attention gained: rate of zero. Tobias along, 5 new contacts, including a "hi/bye/wave" neighbor who ran across the street to see the boy. We've been piped-in to the social network! Posted by Picasa

Guess who's helping Dad on this Blog? Posted by Picasa

Here we are, attempt number 5,231. And yes, that's strike 5,231. The side has been retired. Posted by Picasa

4 Days old and he's already beating us.

Captain's Log: Stardate 0003.
We've entered into a new and forboding relationship with an unknown superpower that rivals all conventional tactics and strategy.

So Tobias is 4 days old today, and he pretty much single handedly kicked our butts last night and all day today.

Christina and I have every book known to man on the essence of taking care of a newborn skills, and what we've figured is that next to the guy selling ocean front property in Montana, the "baby experts" are right up there with the old traveling medicine salesmen. They conveniently finish all chapters with the catch phrase, "this is just our experience, your actual child may or may not fit into this profile." Oh what fun! So we have the super anomoly child. Or maybe he's the exact norm, and the "child" that the authors all write about is actually a doll.

We've spent the past 2 mornings in the Kaiser Permanente: Newborn Club learning that the slight yellow tinge is actually Tobias' bilirubin count (read: Jaundice) that is steadily climbing higher. We were advised, among other things (breastfeeding tactics of the questionably sane), to have little T in the sun to absorb natural light and help his Vit D breakdown the bilirubin. We were also advised to "forcefeed" formula (thank you Kaiser and Enfamil newborn marketing pack: with matching diaper bag) to him to up his vitamin D.

Tobias has a little newborn narcolepsy problem though. He's happy and awake and rockin!, and then he starts feeding and the lights go out. And they go out like he's been drugged, or hit by a few too many roundhouses in the 9th round. Notice his wet hair here in the picture, this was one of the questionable tactics advised by the RN, of running his head under the faucet with cold water to wake him up. Nurse's Advice: 0 - Tobais P.: 1. We also pinched him, prodded him, jiggled him, rocked him, undressed him, dressed him, held him in front of a fan, took him outside and held him in direct sunlight. We also sang to him, picked him up, set him down. I include all of these here only for the sheer delight of the memories of last night, where each and every one of these activities meant that he instantly woke up crying and needed Christina or I to hold him in order to fall back asleep. But upon setting him down, hit rewind and repeat the cycle.

So here we are, at our own living room OK Corral, Tobias (a.k.a. the neonatal Wyatt Earp) on one side, Christina and I (Clanton and McLaury) on the other. This is the exact picture from the start and end of our ordeal. He's still sleeping, and Christina and I have spent 1.5 hours trying to get part of 1 0z. of liquid formula into his mouth. He's a tough little guy, and when he's sleeping, all bets are off.

Friday, July 01, 2005


Here's Dad's diapering job. 1 small baby, plus huge mass of diaper and plastic safety pants. Posted by Picasa

Sleeping again Posted by Picasa

sleeping on the bed all alone (under close watchful eyes of mom and dad) Posted by Picasa

Can you spot the crib? Small place, small bedroom, big crib. The math didn't work out. Posted by Picasa

His majesty in all of his cuteness Posted by Picasa